Hey Diddle Diddle Nursery School: When You're Too Busy to Molest Your Own Kids.

I wish I were kidding, but my parents actually sent me to "Hey Diddle Diddle Nursery School."  It was in Walpole Mass, in a church basement (obviously.)

Yesterday, I found my t-shirt from when I was a student there, so I put it on, took a picture and sent it to my Mom.   I have welts on my arms from where the sleeves cut into my skin, but she was sufficiently horrified so it was totally worth it.