Lunch from South of the Border.

LISTEN TO THE TACO RAP, LIVE!!!

I find tacos to be delish,
Tacos for lunch are a flavory dish.
Chicken tacos, beef tacos, veggie tacos, fish,
Rub the hard shell and make a taco-ey wish.

Maybe your taco is filled with cheese,
Maybe your taco starred in Thelma & Louise,
But here is one thing that I know to be right,
Sullenburger munched a taco while he landed his flight.

The process isn’t difficult,
Just bring the taco to your head.
Lindsey Lohan once ate hotdogs,
but eats tacos now instead.

Your taco might be hot,
Your taco might be mild,
Your taco might make a cameo
On Cancun Girls Gone Wild.

Your taco should be served,
With the right amount of spice.
You can get one from a street corner
But at a VERY hefty price.

To summarize my story: Tacos are a treat.
Do not get your taco from the corner of the street.
Free tacos are the best, but if you must, spend some dinero.
Eating tacos in a crisis will make you a US hero.

Eat tacos at your desk,
in your bed, or on the floor.
Something tells me we're not talking about tacos anymore.