My mom signed up for an art class a little while ago; she thought it would be a fun and creative way to spend a night out of the house during the week. One of the class assignments was to paint a nautical scene onto a wind-chime, and since my mom loves Lighthouses, she was really excited about this project. The problem, it appears, is that my mom hasn't actually ever seen a Lighthouse. Evidently, though, she has seen quite a few striped sea-sausages in her day. (Sorry, Dad.)
