LISTEN TO THE DEAD PHIL SONG, LIVE!!!
January 30th, nineteen fifty one,
The life of the greatest singer, has finally begun. No I’m not talking about Elvis, Keith Sweat, or Henry Rollins. I speak of his bald majesty, the late great Philip Collins. But now his life has ended, and if you ever feel alone, imagine meeting him at the Crossroads, with Harmony, Thugs, and Bone.
Of course he wasn’t perfect, he made big mistakes you know, like watching a man commit murder, then giving him tickets to his show. Or that time he killed a hooker, after drinking 15 beers, and forbidding Mike + the Mechanics from seeing their father, in the living years. (And now he’s DEAD. THEIR FATHER IS DEAD!)How could we just let him walk away? Just let him leave without a trace? The Land of Confusion video now has one less creepy face. WHY DID GOD TAKE PHIL, YOU GUYS??! And not Cher or Danny Glover? I guess the world will have to learn to live, with one less Easy Lover.
Sussusudio, bitches.