Coffee Rap.

LISTEN TO THE COFFEE RAP, LIVE!


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I love coffee, I think it’s grand, I go to the movies and I hold its hand.
Coffee tastes good, it’s a tasty treat, give me my coffee and you won’t get beat.


You say you know coffee, but no one believes ya, coffee tends to grow in Indonesia.
Some take it hot and some take it iced, I’ll take my coffee moderately priced.


If coffee was a car it would be a Ferrari, Tom Hanks drinks coffee with Peter Scolari.
Some people think it’s cool to just drink tea, but none of those people are friends with me, breakitdown!


Coffee might come in a number of flaves, but it keeps me alert when I’m robbing some graves.
You might spill coffee all over your lap, but just make another cup and cut the crap.


Coffee starts out as a miniature bean, grind that bitch up and you’ll see what I mean.
Honey Dew, Starbucks, or even the Dunk, if Titanic had some coffee then she wouldn’ta sunk. HO!


I been pounding coffee for mosta my life, OJ Simpson drank juice then murdered his wife.
You can get coffee all over the place, yo mommas so ugly cops arrested her face.

I guess what I’m sayin’ is coffees the best, give coffee a Sharpie to sign my chest.
I love coffee, and I think it’s great, I watch coffee porn and I…?  I....?  Ugh, mental block, I guess I’ll just finish this later, once I have had some more coffee.


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