HELLO, I'M STARTING A BLOG. AND I'M SCREAMING.

Even though I know in my heart that I invented what would eventually become the Snuggie back in 2005, I didn't do anything to make it a reality, so I have no one to blame but myself for the sweet vacation home and kick-ass life that I don't have.

Recently, however, the geniuses at Snuggie (and I mean that sincerely, the Snuggie is truly a genius concept, I should know, I came up with it) have launched a new line of 'Designer Print' Snuggies, including: Zebra Print, Leopard Print, and Camel Print ('Camel' isn't a print, I know, but I'll let it slide.)

*Note how racy the Leopard Snuggie is!  MEEE-YOW.
Designer Print Snuggies

It's a good start, but here are some other prints that I propose they consider:
 
1. The Snuggie of Turin


2. Vitiligo Print Snuggie

3. World Champion Blood-Stained Sockggie


4. Stoltzggie Print



5. Small Pox Snuggie


Okay, time for a snack.